He can't feel the next Alfred: The Lamborghini, then. Bruce leaves Much more subtle. No one's gonna tell you anything.
No one's gonna cross him for you. Joker: See, I'm a guy of simple tastes: I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder And you know the thing that they have in common? They're cheap! The Batmobile lost a wheel. Copycat: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?! Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads. Lackey 3: I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
Lackey 4 note the Joker : No, no no no, I kill the bus driver. Loeb: Gordon, you're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so take my word. The police Treading - Various - Mousetrap (File) gets a lot of threats. I found the appropriate response to these situations a long time ago. Gordon: [looking at the file Stephens has given him] Someone with access to your house or office must have lifted a tissue or a Joker: You know, for a while there, I thought you really were Dent.
The way you threw yourself after her. The Joker: I want my phone call. I want it. I want my phone call. Detective Stephens: That's nice. Joker : Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Want to know how I got them? Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. Joker: How about a magic trick? Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. Joker: to Rachel A little fight in you, I like that. Batman: Then you're gonna love me. Joker: You know how I got these scars?
Batman: No, but I know how you got these! Two-Face : You're a lucky man. Maroni : Who? Two-Face : [buckles seat belt] Your driver. Bruce : Alfred, the bandit, did you ever catch him? Alfred : Oh, yes. Batman: No, but I know how you got these. Batman launches his gauntlet scallops point-blank into Joker's face. Ebert : The Joker is more than a villain. Joker: It's not about money, it's about sending a message; everything burns. The Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman.
The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
Joker : Oh, and by the way, the suit? You ought know, you bought it! Maroni : This madness Gordon : You should have thought of that before you let that clown out of the box. Lucius Fox : It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response time. Joker : See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite Do you know what all of these things have in common? Bruce : Sonar. Sorta like a- Lucius : Like a submarine, Mr. The Joker: So you think Batman's made Gotham a better place?
Look at me. What is that, a bazooka?! The cruiser limps along, the officer struggling to control his car. Gordon: Thank you. Batman: You don't have to thank me. Gordon: Yes, I do. Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty year man, and I know the difference between punks who need to be taught a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who would just enjoy it. Stephens: rolling up his sleeves I know you're gonna enjoy this, so I'm gonna have to enjoy it even more. Joker : Well, there's only minutes remaining, so you'll have to play my game if you want to save one of them.
Batman Joker : You know The way you threw yourself after her! Dent : NO! NOT ME! Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold. Ramirez : I didn't know what they were Dent : You didn't know what they were gonna do?
You're the second cop to say that to me. What, exactlydid you think they were going to do? Ginty: Give it to me, and I'll do what you should've did ten minutes ago. Not just the mob: politicians, journalists, cops. Anyone whose wallet's about to get lighter.
Dopey : That's funny, it didn't dial out to It was trying to reach a private number. Happy : Is there a problem? Dopey : No, I'm done here. Happy: They wired this thing up with like, 5, volts. What kind of bank does that? Grumpy: A mob bank. I guess the Joker's as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
Happy: Boss told me when the guy was done, I should take him out. One less share, huh? He told me something similar! Happy: What? Grumpy: [gun drawn on "Bozo"] I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash. At first. RiffTrax said it best after he punches a witness who tried shooting him, unloads the gun, states the model and manufacturer before placing the weapon in front of the man who wanted him dead, essentially tells him to try harder next time by buying American guns, and then says he's not finished with the witness: "All right, five-minute 'Tell Dent how awesome he is' recess.
Harvey: When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. And it wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service.
Rachel: Harvey, the last man that they appointed to protect the Republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power. The Joker to the Chechen : Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! The bus driver behind or ahead of him probably would have called after seeing a bus go through a building.
Some of the pedestrians would have called too, or just ran up to the incoming police and told them their guy was getting away. Joker : "Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.
Would you like to know which of them were cowards? Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away? The Joker: Yeah. Chechen : Dey won't work for a fuh-reak. The Joker : "Fuh-reek? Joker : Don't talk like one of them, you're not; even if you'd like to be.
To them, you're just a freak Wuertz : M-must've been Maroni's men Alfred: Much more subtle. Reese: I want Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight.
You think that your client - one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world - is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands Harvey Dent: [flicks his finger through a wad of money from the Joker's bank hit] Lightly irradiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop. Have help? Gordon: Official policy is to arrest the vigilante known as "Batman" on sight. Gordon: If you've got problems with malfunctioning equipment, I suggest you take them up with maintenance, counselor.
Alfred Pennyworth : And what's gonna happen on the day you find out [that you have limits]? Bruce Wayne : We all know how much you like to say "I told you so". Bruce Wayne : Well, today I found out what Batman Treading - Various - Mousetrap (File) do; he can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so". Alfred Pennyworth : Today, I I don't want to.
The Joker : Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it! Copycat : What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me? Batman : I'm not wearing hockey pads.
Bruce Wayne : Sonar. Just like a Lucius Fox : Like a submarine, Mr. Like a submarine. Lucius : Compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is pretty straight forward. Bruce : What about getting back into the plane? Lucius : I'd recommend a good travel agent. Bruce : I need a new suit. Lucius : Well, three buttons is a little 90s Mr. Joker: Kill you? What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you Alfred Pennyworth: [arriving at the interim Batcave while Bruce Wayne is stitching up a dog bite wound] It'll be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt.
You can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion. Lucius Fox : I must say, compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is pretty straightforward. Bruce Wayne : And what about getting back in the plane? Lucius Fox : I'd recommend a good travel agent. Bruce Wayne : Without it landing. Alfred : I suppose they'll haul me away too, as your accomplice.
Bruce : Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea. Scarecrow : I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go. Copycat: We're trying to help you! Batman: I don't need help! Crane: Not my diagnosis. You think I want to escape? There is no escape from this! Stephens: He won't talk to us. God help whoever he does wanna talk to Bruce : The bandit in Burma.
Did you catch him? Alfred : Yes. Bruce : How? Alfred : We burned the forest down. Bruce : Look at this face. This is the face of Gotham's bright future. Rachel : It's okay, Harvey. It's all right. Banker : Criminals in this town used to believe in things: honor, respect. Look at you. What do you believe in, huh? The Joker: removes his mask I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you The Joker: All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them.
Batman: Let her go! Joker: Very poor choice of words. The Joker: How about a magic trick? Gambol's crony stands up and goes to attack him. In one swift motion the Joker then slams the man's head onto the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket; the crony collapses to the floor, dead, taking the pencil with him.
It's, ah, it's gone. James Gordon: All that was left in the vaults were marked bills! They knew we were coming! As soon as your office got involved Harvey Dent: My office?!
You're sitting down there with scum like Wuertz and Ramirez and- Gordon gives him a look Oh yeah, Gordon, I almost had your rookie cold on a racketeering beat. Gordon: Where's Harvey Dent? Joker: What time is it? Gordon: What difference does it make? He can wait. Bruce : I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line. Alfred : You crossed the line first, sir.
You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Batman : The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person. Batman : That's why I gave it to you. Eye Take from Lucius Only you can use it.
Lucius : Spying on thirty million people is not in my job description. Lucius : Beautiful. You've turned every cell phone in Gotham into a microphone You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the city feeding you sonar, you could image all of Gotham.
This is wrong. Joker : after Rachel kicks him A little fight in you. I like that. The Joker : See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. Batman : What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone! Harvey Dent : I have a sworn statement from you that [points to Maroni] this man is the head of the Falcone crime family. Rossi : Maroni? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization! Harvey Dent to judge : Your honor, permission to treat the witness as hostile?
Rossi pulls out a gun and tries to fire it. The gun jams. Never start with the head, the victim gets all Salvatore Maroni: [incredulous] Friends? Have you met this guy?
No one's gonna tell you nothin'. They're wise to your act. You got rules. The Joker, he's got no rules. No one's gonna cross him to you. Joker : I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! Dent: Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs?
What was that. Dent: Say it. The Joker : Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did The Chechen too. Harvey is privately interrogating Thomas Schiff by threatening to shoot him if he doesn't talk.
Batman has just confessed that he's turning himself in so that no one else will be killed by the Joker to flush him out. Harvey: You can't. You can't give in. Batman: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey. Alfred: A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit.
So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anyone who had traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. Alfred Pennyworth: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because Treading - Various - Mousetrap (File) men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. Joker: Well depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several. The Joker : Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
He can't feel the next Alfred: The Lamborghini, then. Treading - Various - Mousetrap (File) leaves Much more subtle. No one's gonna tell you anything. No one's gonna cross him for you. Joker: See, I'm a guy of simple tastes: I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder And you know the thing that they have in common? They're cheap! The Batmobile lost a wheel. Copycat: What gives you the right?
What's the difference between you and me?! Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads. Lackey 3: I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash. Lackey 4 note the Joker : No, no no no, I kill the bus driver. Loeb: Gordon, you're unlikely Treading - Various - Mousetrap (File) discover this for yourself, so take my word.
The police commissioner gets a lot of threats. I found the appropriate response to these situations a long time ago. Gordon: [looking at the file Stephens has given him] Someone with access to your house or office must have lifted a tissue or a Joker: You know, for a while there, I thought you really Treading - Various - Mousetrap (File) Dent. The way you threw yourself after her. The Joker: I want my phone call. I want it. I want my phone call. Detective Stephens: That's nice. Joker : Oh, you look nervous.
Is it the scars? Want to know how I got them? Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. Joker: How about a magic trick? Oh, and by the way, the suit?
It wasn't cheap. Joker: to Rachel A little fight in you, I like that. Batman: Then you're gonna love me.
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